coketalk:

I guess fake Italian food can’t endorse fake Italian people.

My favorite part is that this article is tagged as “breaking news.”

eyeonspringfield:

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: He probably misses his old glasses.

The World is Homer, I am Bart.

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HAHAHAHAHA! I’m in love.

GPOYW. Today was a struggle.

http://www.dayswithmyfather.com/

I have major difficulties behaving like a regular human.

but, I can honestly say, this is the happiest I’ve been in at least two years. :)

I am thankful for:
Mom.
Tina, John & Katie.
my education.
the friends I’ve kept dear.
gainful employment.
not getting smallpox, or raped for the aquisition of America.

We were so much cooler when I was 18, and you were Courtney Love.

Nick and I having a heart to heart at last years Christmas party.